{M-H-O} jokes in hindi 20....................prem patel

Savita bhabhi ke Sexy Solutions on Virgins & Joysticks C Se Aamir Khan Tata Sky Pants Fail Tips on Beauty Tips on Cruising & Sailing Tips on Loan Tips on Music & MP3 Tips on Nutrition <> Gandhi Ki Dhoti     There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the local newspaper were: Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi Gandhi kee Dhoti mein  Garam Hawaa     Modernization     Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai. Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.     Santa and banta jungle mein     Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.       Santa Singh depressed     Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him. "Oye why are you sad?" To which Santa replies …"I lost Rs 300 in bet." His friend ask hims…"How?" Santa Singh says.."I bet on India for Rs 200…"But unfortunately India lost His friend queries.."But you said Rs 300…" Santa Singh answers…"I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match"       Name of your car     Sardar : What is the name of your car? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.       prem patel This email is sent to you by MumbaiHunGama Friends Group Invite Friends | Web Subscribe | Mail Subscribe | Visit Website

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