{M-H-O} Hai koi jawaab???

Best Man Completely Ruins Wedding Talking Dog Embarrass You Funny Video - Drift Car Funny **Very Funny How To Trick A Polar Bear** Tips on Babies & Toddler Tips on Fishing Tips on Inspirational Tips on Philosophy Tips on Positive Attitude Tips Hai koi jawaab???   A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody. The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, "Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Hai koi jawaab???   Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?   Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola: "Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?" Doosra Aadmi bola: "Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to "SHUROO" ho jati hai" Ajit & robert in cricket match   Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls. Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde. Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six! Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde. Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win. Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai? Ajit : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai   Naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare     Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare. Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola… "Sahebji, sahebji kutte'ji' ne murgi'ji' ko pakar liya hai"   A Sardarji went to toilet ten times   . A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour. Somebody asked,"Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?" Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!   prem patel This email is sent to you by MumbaiHunGama Friends Group Invite Friends | Web Subscribe | Mail Subscribe | Visit Website

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