{M-H-O} 2 sardar jees going fishing

2 sardar jees going fishing   <>There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says "Hey Raba please protect the small boy" The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy. When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him. The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly "Oh Gee Hoya?" The man, who was a producer replies "Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee     Ek train mein kuch budhyijibi     Delhi se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuch budhyijibi type ke log sawar thy.. Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe. Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi. Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, "pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega." Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya, "bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena!!!"     Aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo…     Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake… Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai. Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?       A Donkey kicked sardar     A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, 'Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.       kya du?     SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : koi badi cheez bata. 2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.   prem patel This email is sent to you by MumbaiHunGama Friends Group Invite Friends | Web Subscribe | Mail Subscribe | Visit Website

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