Sunday, 18 April 2010

{M-H-O} jokes in hindi 18.......................prem patel
















Itne… Pyaar se?

 
Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

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2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar

1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

Innocence at its best

 
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
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Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

 

Badda dukh hoya si

 
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri
 wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
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Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

 


Mayawati came to Lalu's house

 
Mayawati came to Lalu's house with a goat…
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?

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Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!


Sardarji committing suicide

 
 
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
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Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
 
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prem patel




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